Chickens. For centuries we have oppressed them,
grilling, roasting, stewing, and stuffing them in
buns. We should have known the time would come for us
to pay. And it did.

Intergalactic chickens invaded Earth, seeking revenge
for the oppression of their earthly brethren. They
came out of nowhere, and everywhere. It was only you
who managed to repel the invasion, and saved humanity
from an eternity of servitude.

Then, things got serious. The intergalactic chickens
assaulted the solar system and tried make sure that
every planet was inhabited exclusively by chickens.
Yet again, it was you who took the world's fate in
your ketchup-stained hands and saved the day.

But it isn't over yet. Once more, it's time to don
your non-stick egg-repulsing helmet and fight for our
ancestral right to omelettes. Only you can make a
difference. Will you succeed? Will the future of
chicken burgers be secure? Or will you end up as part
of the menu in a galactic chicken restaurant?

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